Real Men Quit Coaching

Anyone can find it easy to stop drinking.

You know why? 

Because it’s simple to stop drinking. 

Which is great news if you’ve got bored of booze. You’ve had enough of hangxiety. You’ve got tired of being, well, tired. 

And that’s not life, that’s the demon drink. 

There is another way.

You can have more energy.

You can be less stressed.

You can stop feeling like there are horrendous problems around every corner.

You can even have better sex.

You can break free of the drinking trap. And once you have you can claim some of these amazing free gifts:

Oh and did I mention better sex? (I’m not even lying, it is better!)

Who is the programme for?

Because we only have limited seats available on the coaching programme I am super choosy about who I work.


It’s not that I don’t want to help everyone, I kinda do, but I only have 24 hours a day. From that time I have to remove the non negotiables like sleep, exercise, great books, live music, strong coffee, playing with my daughter, playing with my wife (if she’ll let me) and in line skating. 


This leaves me with precious little time to change the world. 


And that is why I only help people to stop drinking if they want to make the world a better place. If you want to stop drinking so you have more energy and focus to sell more unnecessary plastic crap to people who don’t need it then stop reading now. 


If you want to write a novel, press an album, cure cancer, start a charity or found one of those tech startups that actually provides the world with something more useful than an app for tracking your toe nail growth then you are in the right place. 


This is the house for the rebels, the creatives, the bringers of joy, the iconoclasts, the kind of guys who see the world and think “wow, that’s lame, we can do so much better than that”. 


Good job brother. But before you go out and change the world you might need to do a bit of work on yourself.  

S. quit. So can you.

S quit using my simple system. No willpower. No white knuckle. No F*$cking about! 

S is an top notch scientist with two advanced degrees

S has held high flying jobs in the petrochemical, nuclear and green energy sectors 

If someone as smart as S can get caught in the alcohol trap then there’s no shame in any of us getting caught. 

S’s alcohol use spiraled out of control after a tragic event.

Alcohol had caused S to move out of the family home.

S was drinking up to four bottle of wine a day 

If S can get sober then so can you. If S can get back on track then so can you. 

Duncan I can never thank you enough. I can genuinely say that I would not be alive today if it wasn’t for you.
Testimonial Men
S. London
Coaching Client

Why my method works

My method works. And it’ll work for you. 


It works because it’s based on an assumption. I assume that you are actually pretty good at what you do. That you are successful, dare I say it, high functioning. 


It’s alcohol that’s bringing you down, stopping you from being all you can be. If that’s true then let me introduce you to the three key pillars of my technique: Science, Experience and Humour.


I trained with the Easyway clinic, the world’s most successful stop smoking service. I’ve also studied at Cornell University, the Chartered Management Institute and a windowless room in Peterborough. I’ve read a ton of books and interviewed a bunch of experts. And I did it all for one reason.


So you don’t have to. 


I’ve understood the science for you, you can sit back, safe in the knowledge that what I say is based on proper, white coat research done by dead clever people. But best of all I’ll explain it to you in terms you understand, I promise I will never use the phrase “Neuron hyperpolarization”.


Useful stuff. In language you can understand. 


I’ve been there, I’ve done that, I’ve got the t-shirt. I’m not wearing it because it has kebab stains on it but I really do have it. 


I was smoking two packs a day, drinking two bottles a night and eating fried chicken like it was some sort of snack. I was totally winging it, working a job I hated, trading on the honeymoon period in relationships and desperately hoping I was running away from my problems. I wasn’t running away from anything, I was really storing up those problems for a future tsunami of shit. 


Trust me, I’ve been there. We ain’t so different.


What is life without a bit of fun? You want to stop drinking, you don’t want to stop living so I promise you my sessions won’t be dull. They get serious, they get heavy but I always try to crowbar in at least one knob gag. 


Because, after all, what’s the point in being alive if you can’t crack a decent dick joke?

But don’t take my word for it

If you want to jump out of bed and embrace the world, then Duncan is the man for you.
Testimonial Men
G. Nuneaton
Coaching Client
Duncan challenged me to stop making excuses. I never felt like I was someone with strong willpower, but he showed me an effective way to overcome alcohol.
Testimonial Men
A. Sydney
Coaching Client
By the time I’d finished the programme I was chomping at the bit to get started on my new life. I’m truly grateful for the skills Duncan has armed me with.
Testimonial Men
H. Newport
Coaching Client
I have realised how my habit contributes to feeling more stressed at work and at home. Duncan has enabled me to confront and overcome it.
Testimonial Men
T. Bern
Coaching Client

You have three options:

As far as I see it, there are three courses of action open to you.

#1 Do nothing

That ain’t going to work.

#2 Tough it out on your own

I don’t care how big and brave you are. I don’t care if you have to whitest knuckles in the gang. I don’t care if you’re a championship winning prop forward. You can’t headbut your way out of prison.


What you need is a key. 

#3 Let me show you a better way

I know this stuff, I know how to help you go beyond booze, all the way to the life that you want to live. 


Let me help. Because asking for help is not a sign of weakness. It’s the opposite, it shows you ain’t done yet. It shows that you ain’t giving up. It shows that you are strong enough to get through this shit. 


And what do genuinely tough people do?


Real Men Quit!

You always make the decisions

I don’t compel people to do stuff, I’ve never waterboarded anyone, that’s not how I roll. We talk stuff through, you make a choice. I support you in that choice. It’s simple. 

But let me lay it on thick like tomato ketchup, doing nothing or struggling on are not going to work. If you’ve read this far you know that you need to start moving in the right direction. The good news is I have a bike and I’m happy to give you a backie.

Limited availability

We only allow a handful of people to join the rogramme. That’s why we only accept cause-fighters, planet-lovers, change-makers and risk-takers. 

If you aren’t suitable you won’t be joining, even if you offer me a suitcase full of cash. Sorry but I’ve got to focus on the people I can help the mos

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DON’T fill out the form if you DON’T meet the criteria.